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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
- Abigail Van Buren

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
- Abigail Van Buren

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
- Abigail Van Buren

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
- Abigail Van Buren

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from "Dear Abby" instead of going to Mom and Dad.
- Abigail Van Buren

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
- Abigail Van Buren

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
- Abigail Van Buren

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.
- Abigail Van Buren

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
- Abigail Van Buren

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
- Abigail Van Buren

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.
- Abigail Van Buren

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, "There you are" and those who say, "Here I am"
- Abigail Van Buren

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
- Abigail Van Buren